Following their stormy exit from our nation’s capitol, those Damn Tourists were all bound for Philadelphia, until two crafty and desperate state road workers did some sign modifications that rerouted our clueless travelers to the home of Mount Rushmore, an iconic pit-stop drug store statue, a haunted hotel, and a famous two-wheeled motor rally.

Allen Carter

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Much like the previous two east coast trips, all of the listed businesses and events attempt to prepare for the foursome’s arrival while still looking forward to a sales boost. How does that work out this time? There’s only one way to find out.

Four clueless travelers with superhumanly-annoying vacation habits, visit various cities and states, much to the chagrin of the residents.